Let’s start with a well-intended advice that we men love to ignore.
And don’t you dare to forget to clean your ass and your balls. To be honest, I often catch myself falling back into the “man shower mode”.
At the moment I use from the German brand Bruno Banani, but I am planning on experimenting with pheromone perfumes. Just find one that represents your personality and that smells good.
Oh, and listening to this guy’s advice is also not the worst thing you can do: Do you want to know how to look more handsome?
Do that three times a day and you won’t have any problems.
Now you just have to avoid bar fights and say goodbye to your careers as a professional ice hockey player and you are good to go.